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Yury Gorelik

 

 

Profession - Parisian.

 

It's midday. It's hot. A blockhouse issituated near the entrance to Beitar-Elite. David had asked to be sent to the "The Territories" to really guard Israeli borders, left by the "Tanah" . Everywhere around him the white-gold Judaic Desert.
The feeling of the constant safety damps the ardour of danger. David is the only one wearing the bulletproof vest among the four members of the detail. He is sitting in the first floor of the blockhouse, next to the machine gun. The rest of the soldiers are watching TV in the ground floor. David is proud that he is performing his duties near the last citadel of Bar Kohba , who was recognized as Mashiah by Rabbi Akiva . "Isn't it careless that the guys are so relaxed?" David is thinking. "There are 25 thousand citizens in Beitar. Now all the men are off work, all armed. Beitar is a residential town, just 5 kilometers from Jerusalem. And isn't it careless, that such town is guarded only by 12 soldiers? 4 near each entrance, and another for patrolling the perimeter."
An old Seat-pickup is approaching their barrier. One of the soldiers is heading unwillingly for the car to check the documents. The pickup knocks the soldier down and drives into the ground floor of the building. An explosion!
David is not willing to return back to life. He is also kind of knocked out. His eyes are not opening, although nothing is holding them shut.There is a pain in his backbone. His ears are starting to hear some noise. A jeep, belonging to a tourist firm called "Rimon" is flying past the almost destroyed blockhouse. The car is breaking into the perimeter! A machine gun is already installed on its roof. The jeep is heading straight for Beitar.
"The Arafat's disciples" David realized not feeling his own pain. He is turning his machine gun after the car. Without aiming carefully David is pushing both triggers. A couple of cartridge belts are swiftly feeding the machine gun. In front of the double barrels the serpentines of death are winding. The citizens of Beitar are lucky, that the first burst goes through the jeep. David's feet can't support him due to the pain in his backbone. He is falling back into unconsiousness again.
After the rehabilitation course David is demobilized. His backbone is injured and so is his central nervous system. Where should he go now?
At the reception unit he is told:
- We are not dealing with the demobilized
- Why are you brawling? Go back to Russia! - Says a Jerusalem Arabic clerk named Betuah Leumi. - Was it me, who sent you to "The Territories"?
David hasn't got a place to live or a profession. He is decides to go to yeshiva again. David is lucky, because the headmaster of yeshiva is a member of the "Moledet" party. He takes this offence of the shell-shocked soldier as his own. With the help of Rohavam Zeevi , David obtains a sufficient compensation and a pension. Following the rabbi's advice David put the compensation into a bank, with the possibility of getting dividends before Peisah and Sukkoth. Then the proposals started.
David and Inbar are sitting with the door open. The word "inbar" means "amber". The girl is wearing a dark-green calf-long dress and white stockings. David and Inbar are silent. Suddenly it seems to David that the girl is cross-eyed. But no. It only seems. It's just a birthmark in the corner of an eye. Inbar's ears are covered with long hair, which is gathered into a pony tail. David can't imagine what to talk about. The girl is taking the initiative.
- My name is Inbar. I have four brothers and a sister.
David is silent.
- I'd also like to have 6 children, and I've already chosen their names
- I have a profession - a teacher in the younger classes. You'll be able to study in the kollel all the time
Another girl. Pnina - the pearl. David is silent again.
- My name is Pnina. My ancestors had written the following religious books
- I'm 23. I work as a tutor. You won't even have to work, just study Torah.
- I'd like to have 7 children and I've already chosen their names
Yeshiva destroys the will to take care of oneself, sucks oneself into it, doesn't make work, feeds and tries to give a wife, who would make living. There's no free time from shaharit to maariv . And all the time there is something to study: Mishna, Gemara
Still another girl. Alyuma - the jewel. She had said everything she could. A long pause.
- Alyuma! Let's just meet each other in a cafe, - David offers, - we could understand each other better
- It isn't modest, and, actually, there's no such necessity. Your rabbi and my father think, that everything will go well. They don't wish us anything bad.
- Alyuma, all the people are different!
- All the same, everybody needs a family! I'll be a good wife. You'll just study Torah.
David doesn't feel like accepting this predefined life. But where to go, if there's neither work, nor place to live? Where can life be easy and light-minded? Using his saved pensions David decides flying to Paris.
In a small synagogue he told the bearded rabbi about his shell shock and offences in Israel.
- Rabbi! Please, help me to stay in Paris forever - David is asking at the end of their conversation.
- Paris is worth hupa , - replied the bearded rabbi, - only Mashiah himself and the geula will bring release to Israel. I'd advise you to find a Jewish woman, who would marry you.
It turns out, that it's a good business here. For a hundred dollars David is introduced in the synagogue to a Jewish woman - a French citizen. She is honest and talkative:
- I don't feel like working, but I'd like to live a normal life. We will have a hupa. A real Jewish marriage for 2 years. You get a residence permit and a right to obtain donation, then we separate. I won't marry for about half a year after that.
Then, a stout, 50-year-old Geula will tell her price
It isn't an easy way to obtain the French passport. Geula is a Moroccan Jew. She cries loudly if anything goes wrong. However, she performs family dutes properly. She cooks kosher food and washes everything. The conditions of ktuba guaranteed her sexual satisfaction. Geula hungers. Unfortunately, she is fat, like most of the Moroccan Jews. Without French citizenship no one would dare screw her. David is filled with laughter when Geula lies down: her cheeks become unraveled, when the back of her head touches the pillow. Sides and bottom also become unraveled and look like already used condoms But he shouldn't laugh - if Geula doesn't restore her good form, David won't get the residence permit.
Sometimes he doesn't even want to laugh. Ktuba is hanging in the bedroom. Geula demands love.
- Come on, sweetheart
Sometimes in a more rude way:
- If you are ill - take medicines!
Geula has got a never-ending desire. It wasn't so scary even at the blockhouse.
At the end of the second year, all of a sudden, the officials of the emigration police come. David and Geula are questioned separately.
- Messier David, you are 23. What can she attract you with?
- I'm unnatural, - says David, - to screw an old lady is my pleasure.
- I see Messier, - agrees the official without any irony, - what is the color of your wife's toothbrush?
The rabbi is smiling. The witnesses, also smiling, are verifying the end of the marriage. David with the long desired passport is heading for the Russian Center in Le Bourgais. Having entered the nearby cafe he is joining a woman, reading "The Russian Idea" newspaper.
- Miss! Would you like to get a real French passport in 3 years?

David successfully forged a profession using marriages. However, he marries only very beautiful women, and that's his business. In three years he separates from his still attractive wife. The emigration police is not a threat, their interrogations only give pleasant varieties.
- Messier David, you are registering the fourth marriage in 11 years.
- Am I breaking any laws?
- No, not at all. But we are keeping an eye on you, because all your wives are from abroad. What's the reason for the last divorce?
- I'd like to have children, and my wife won't become pregnant.
- I'm sorry, Messier. I listened to the tape with an old interrogation. You stated, that you like old ladies, but all your sweethearts are very young. Could you explain, please?
- I'd like to have children - there should be a piece of truth, so that they would believe his lies, - Marriage isn't just pleasure. I'd like to have children.
At Peisah and Sukkoth David visits Israel. He stays not in Tel-Aviv or Jerusalem, but in safe Zfat. When a young lady, wearing a long black dress, is going along the windy street, with 3 or four children, David feels sorry about the time spent. He could have been happy, if a pretty religious girl could meet him in a cafe, wearing jeans and blouse, with a Russian newspaper in the ridicule, and the same vagueness in the head, as he had.

 

 

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